Apparently, UConn is NOT hiring Mr. “Please Don’t Squeeze the Charmin” Whipple. Instead, they have gone with Paul “I already squeezed the orange” Pasqualoni. You heard me. Squeezed. The. Orange.
So here is the updated Whipple photo.
From the ESPN article:
Pasqualoni was chosen over former University of Miami offensive coordinator Mark Whipple, who had been in negotiations for the job earlier this week, according to a source in the athletic department.
Pasqualoni compiled a 107-59-1 record in 14 years at Syracuse before being fired after the 2004 season. He took the Orange to nine bowls, won three consecutive Big East Conference titles from 1996 to 1998 and shared the title with West Virginia in 2004.
I’m sorry, but Pasqualoni isn’t as funny as Whipple.