Joe Back At Practice

“What do you think I need to reach the green from here?”

“You don’t golf Joe.”

“Awww C’mon.  I’m a new man.  Just a few years ago, I couldn’t download a jar of peanut butter.  Now I can Twiddle, techs, use My Face and Spacebook.  Why can’t I golf?”

“How are you going to swing with that bum arm?”

Long silence.

“Damn!  Turn this thing around and head back to practice!”

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