As I was out for a morning run today, I came upon three wild
Hokies turkeys crossing the road.
|Listen to them, they’re getting away R2! Curse my dumb phone, I wasn’t fast enough, it’s all my fault!|
By the time I got my phone out, hit the menu button, clicked on media, clicked on take picture and then actually took the picture, they had crossed the road and I think I got the rear end of the last one before it entered the woods. The red circle marks the turkey. I think. Maybe I completely missed them. The sun was out and I couldn’t really see the phone screen. I was just blindly pointing it in their direction as they hurried away from me. My phone sucks when it comes to taking pictures. I have a dumb phone. You still have to push numbers to text. Heck, you have to dial instead of pressing numbers.
The way those turkeys took off as I fumbled with my phone, I think
Hokies turkeys fear Penn State fans, although today I was wearing my Saint Francis running outfit. Why you might ask? Have I switched allegiance? No. But for the first time since 1986, a college other than Penn State is going to have a bigger check written from me, as my daughter will be attending St. Francis this fall. I am the supportive daddy, but I must admit, wearing the red color makes me feels sleazy. But I digress.
And I wonder, why did the Hokies cross the road????